The Restaurant

There were three men living together in London, a Trinidadian a Barbadian and a Jamaican who were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food. However, upon coming close to a posh restaurant they came up with a plan.
The Trinidadian went in first. After being seated he ordered a three-course meal with white wine. He sat and eats all then! Then when it was time to pay, the waiter came to him handing him the bill.  The Trinidadian look up at him and said; I paid u already. The waiter was there standing in confusion trying to remember, but he couldn't! So to avoid the excitement he let the man go.
Then 20 minutes later the Barbadian man went in and sat. The waiter came to him and he ordered a three-course meals and white wine, and he sat and cleans his plate.  The waiter came and told him the bill and he said, " I already paid you sir, remember". The waiter said no sir, you did not. The man began to get upset even the manager had to come down, so the manager let him go to avoid more the argument.  A hour later the Jamaican man walk in and order some of the most expensive dish and too bottles of beer.  When he was finish the waiter came over to him for the money, but before he did he said to the Jamaican, " You know sir sometimes life can be so challenging, too man came in today sat and eat just like u did,,,," but before the waiter could finish talking the Jamaican said,: " hear me man that is between you and them, just give me my change.

The beauty of Art

ha ha ha

A married man died before having sex with his wife. The wife then cuts his dick embalms it and fixed it on the wall. Each night she went to the wall to satisfy
herself. One day her neighbor found out! Then he made a hole in the wall, removed the man's dick and put his dick instead, waiting for the lady. The lady came with a knife, cuts the dick and said darling we are moving to a new house.

A great laugh

Bakery Employee: "Hello 'this is the bakery department, how can I help you?"
Customer: "I would like to order a cake for a Going Away party this week, please."
Bakery Employee: "What you want written on the cake?"
Customer: "Best Wishes Suzanne", and underneath that "We will miss you"....
Bakery Employee: "OK is that all? Okay, you can come to collect in 3 days, maam."