Jamaica jublilee

What 5 words women use mostly?

Words Women Use 

FINE:    This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

5 Mins:  If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour

NOTHING:  This is the calm before the storm.  This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with NOTHING, usually ends in FINE.

GO AHEAD:        This is a dare, not permission.  Don’t do it!

LOUD SIGH:      This means she think you’re an idiot and       wonder why she’s wasting her time standing here and arguing with you.

Bolt is the best of all time

The Bird Sanctuary in Trinidad - where all the birds gathered in the evenings until mornings

The delivery

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place.........spank his ass again!"

What is life?

Life is like eating mangoes. It has the potential to get quite messy. Yet, you continue to eat, savoring the sweetness of its offering. Eat on, savor life.

My hats to all the nurses.

Fred Hammond -Bread of Heaven [lyrics]