Tuesday, 30 July 2013

Dunns Rive Fall, Ocho Rios, Jamaica

Be Decisive




Indecision is a miserable state to be in and certainly is not a fruit of the simple life. The apostle James said the double-minded man is unstable in all his ways.

Never making a decision because you're afraid you'll make the wrong one will get you nowhere. How much time do you think we waste when we can't make up our minds?
We often labor over the choices before us when we just need to make a decision and let it stand. This may be a simple example, but think about it: When you stand in front of your closet in the morning looking at all your clothes, just choose something and put it on. Don't go back and forth until you make yourself late for work! 

Let me encourage you to start making decisions without second-guessing yourself or worrying about the choices you make. Don't be double-minded or wishy-washy because doubting your decisions after you make them will steal the enjoyment from everything you do. Make the best decisions you can and trust God with the results.

Friday, 26 July 2013

Which one hurts the most when broken?



Which one hurts the most when broken? 

A. Promises
B. Heart
C. Condoms
D. Virginity

Mr. Death



MR DEATH came to a guy and said "my friend today is your day"
GUY: but i'm not ready,
MR DEATH: well your name is the next on my list
GUY: ok why don’t you take a seat while I get you something to eat
before we go our way.
MR DEATH: Alright.
 GUY gave Mr. Death some food with sleeping pills in it.
Mr. Death finished eating and fell asleep
The guy took the list and removed his name from the top of the list and put it at the bottom.
Mr. Death then woke up and said you have been so kind to me, and because of how kind you are I well start at the bottom of the list,
The man fainted!!!!!!!!!

Tasty Fried Chicken

Thursday, 25 July 2013

Things mothers do for their child



One day an 11 year old girl asked her mother, “What are you going to get me for my 15th birthday??” The mother replied, “there is much time left.”
When the girl was 14 she fainted and was rushed to the hospital. The doctor came out and told her mom that she had a bad heart and she is probably going to die…
When she was lying in the hospital bed, she said, “mom have they told you I’m going to die?
Mommy said no! no!! You will live (subbing and crying).  She got up and start walking towards the door! Repeating the word no!! U will live.  The girl replied: mommy, how can you tell?

Mommy stop at the door and turn and look at her.  "I know" then went through the door.

On the child 15th birthday, she started to recover and was sent home with some of her family which was present at the hospital.  She went home looking for her mother and found a note on the bed.  She picked it up and opened it and started to read.  If you are reading this; happy birthday and I am sorry for my absence, but I left you a gift.  A long time ago you ask me what I would give you for your 15th birthday, I didn’t know then, but I never could guess that I would one day give you my heart.  So live for us and remember this moment! Happy birthday my sweet child.

Yes my friends she donated her heart for her daughter to live and see many more birthdays!,,,,,,, things mothers do for their child!

The Restaurant





There were three men living together in London, a Trinidadian a Barbadian and a Jamaican who were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food. However, upon coming close to a posh restaurant they came up with a plan.
The Trinidadian went in first. After being seated he ordered a three-course meal with white wine. He sat and eats all then! Then when it was time to pay, the waiter came to him handing him the bill.  The Trinidadian look up at him and said; I paid u already. The waiter was there standing in confusion trying to remember, but he couldn't! So to avoid the excitement he let the man go.
Then 20 minutes later the Barbadian man went in and sat. The waiter came to him and he ordered a three-course meals and white wine, and he sat and cleans his plate.  The waiter came and told him the bill and he said, " I already paid you sir, remember". The waiter said no sir, you did not. The man began to get upset even the manager had to come down, so the manager let him go to avoid more the argument.  A hour later the Jamaican man walk in and order some of the most expensive dish and too bottles of beer.  When he was finish the waiter came over to him for the money, but before he did he said to the Jamaican, " You know sir sometimes life can be so challenging, too man came in today sat and eat just like u did,,,," but before the waiter could finish talking the Jamaican said,: " hear me man that is between you and them, just give me my change.