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What 5 words women use mostly?

Words Women Use 

FINE:    This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

5 Mins:  If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour

NOTHING:  This is the calm before the storm.  This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with NOTHING, usually ends in FINE.

GO AHEAD:        This is a dare, not permission.  Don’t do it!

LOUD SIGH:      This means she think you’re an idiot and       wonder why she’s wasting her time standing here and arguing with you.

Bolt is the best of all time

The Bird Sanctuary in Trinidad - where all the birds gathered in the evenings until mornings

The delivery

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place.........spank his ass again!"

What is life?

Life is like eating mangoes. It has the potential to get quite messy. Yet, you continue to eat, savoring the sweetness of its offering. Eat on, savor life.

My hats to all the nurses.

Fred Hammond -Bread of Heaven [lyrics]

The tasty Jamaica blue mountain peak coffee

Dunns Rive Fall, Ocho Rios, Jamaica

Be Decisive

Indecision is a miserable state to be in and certainly is not a fruit of the simple life. The apostle James said the double-minded man is unstable in all his ways.

Never making a decision because you're afraid you'll make the wrong one will get you nowhere. How much time do you think we waste when we can't make up our minds?
We often labor over the choices before us when we just need to make a decision and let it stand. This may be a simple example, but think about it: When you stand in front of your closet in the morning looking at all your clothes, just choose something and put it on. Don't go back and forth until you make yourself late for work! 

Let me encourage you to start making decisions without second-guessing yourself or worrying about the choices you make. Don't be double-minded or wishy-washy because doubting your decisions after you make them will steal the enjoyment from everything you do. Make the best decisions you can and trust God with the results.

Which one hurts the most when broken?

Which one hurts the most when broken? 

A. Promises
B. Heart
C. Condoms
D. Virginity

Mr. Death

MR DEATH came to a guy and said "my friend today is your day"
GUY: but i'm not ready,
MR DEATH: well your name is the next on my list
GUY: ok why don’t you take a seat while I get you something to eat
before we go our way.
MR DEATH: Alright.

 GUY gave Mr. Death some food with sleeping pills in it.
Mr. Death finished eating and fell asleep

The guy took the list and removed his name from the top of the list and put it at the bottom.
Mr. Death then woke up and said you have been so kind to me, and because of how kind you are I well start at the bottom of the list,
The man fainted!!!!!!!!!

Tasty Fried Chicken

Things mothers do for their child

One day an 11 year old girl asked her mother, “What are you going to get me for my 15th birthday??” The mother replied, “there is much time left.”
When the girl was 14 she fainted and was rushed to the hospital. The doctor came out and told her mom that she had a bad heart and she is probably going to die…
When she was lying in the hospital bed, she said, “mom have they told you I’m going to die?
Mommy said no! no!! You will live (subbing and crying).  She got up and start walking towards the door! Repeating the word no!! U will live.  The girl replied: mommy, how can you tell?

Mommy stop at the door and turn and look at her.  "I know" then went through the door.

On the child 15th birthday, she started to recover and was sent home with some of her family which was present at the hospital.  She went home looking for her mother and found a note on the bed.  She picked it up and opened it and started to read.  If you are reading this; happy birthday and I am sorry for my absence, but I left you a gift.  A long time ago you ask me what I would give you for your 15^th birthday, I didn’t know then, but I never could guess that I would one day give you my heart.  So live for us and remember this moment! Happy birthday my sweet child.

Yes my friends she donated her heart for her daughter to live and see many more birthdays!,,,,,,, things mothers do for their child!